20-04-2022, 05:50 AM
Re sticky uppy bits on your kindle PP, your soldering iron should melt em off.
You can no longer buy a Tshirt without either a daft jokey thing on it like "Bed king" or "Adjust my nuts" or a brand of American Rye Whiskey, I turn them inside out.
And don't get me started on sports ware, the amount of unhealthy youfs I see in town wearing mucky trainers and shells suits, baseball cap firmly nailed to the bonce, a trail of pungent smoke in their wake, drive's me nuts. What's even more hilarious is that they all talk as if they were brought up in the projects of a big US city and are black. I don't mind funny handshakes, being an old hipster myself, but if one more spotty oik calls me bro, I shall prod in the spuds with my crutch. They should be listening to Steeleye Span not Rap, dancing round the maypole or morris dancing and drinking rough cider not Wife Beater Lager, innit.
It's a cruel modern world, back to the caves! Andy.
You can no longer buy a Tshirt without either a daft jokey thing on it like "Bed king" or "Adjust my nuts" or a brand of American Rye Whiskey, I turn them inside out.
And don't get me started on sports ware, the amount of unhealthy youfs I see in town wearing mucky trainers and shells suits, baseball cap firmly nailed to the bonce, a trail of pungent smoke in their wake, drive's me nuts. What's even more hilarious is that they all talk as if they were brought up in the projects of a big US city and are black. I don't mind funny handshakes, being an old hipster myself, but if one more spotty oik calls me bro, I shall prod in the spuds with my crutch. They should be listening to Steeleye Span not Rap, dancing round the maypole or morris dancing and drinking rough cider not Wife Beater Lager, innit.
It's a cruel modern world, back to the caves! Andy.
